chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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