If you die in college, do you die in real life?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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