She's JV to your varsity
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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