you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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