who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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