You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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