I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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