also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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