If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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