this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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