I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
