How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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