I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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