He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Randomize
