I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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