dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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