Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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