Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
