i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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