im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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