Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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