How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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