Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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