i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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