He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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