He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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