Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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