he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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