wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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