You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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