Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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