You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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