I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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