Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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