ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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