I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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