I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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