So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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