My nipple is on Facebook.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
