stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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