Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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