just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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