I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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