New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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