you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
