so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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