Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
