the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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