pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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