my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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