His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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