Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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