:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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