I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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