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I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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