How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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